A2-40 / CEFR A2 / EPISODE 40

Awkward Moment

Talking about an embarrassing event

SceneAt a café. Frank tells Tina about an awkward moment.

Frank talks awkwardly with Tina over a notebook at a cafe.
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STORY English with optional Japanese translations

Narrator

Frank had an awkward moment in the evening class he audits after work. His professor caught him passing a note. He's telling Tina.

フランクは仕事帰りに聴講している夜の授業で気まずいことがあった。教授にメモを回しているのを見つかった。ティナに話している。

Frank01

Tina, I had such an awkward moment in class today.

ティナ、今日授業ですごく気まずいことがあったんだ。

Tina02

Oh no! What happened?

あらまあ!何があったの?

Frank03

My professor caught me passing a note in math class.

数学の授業でメモを回してるのを教授に見つかったんだ。

Tina04

You? Passing notes? Who are you, and what have you done with Frank?

あなたが?メモを回すなんて。あなた誰?本物のフランクをどこへやったの?

Frank05

It was just a little math joke. For my friend next to me.

ちょっとした数学のジョークだよ。隣の友達に。

Tina06

A math joke. On paper. In a math class.

数学のジョーク。紙に書いて。数学の授業中に。

Frank07

The professor read it out loud to the whole class. I thought I was in trouble.

教授がクラス全員に読み上げたんだ。叱られると思ったよ。

Tina08

And? Did anyone laugh?

それで?誰か笑った?

Frank09

...Everyone did. Even the professor.

…全員笑った。教授まで。

Tina10

So you were a hit! Tell me the joke.

じゃあ、大ウケだったのね!私にも聞かせて。

Frank11

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

どうして6は7が怖かったの?7が9を食べたから。

Tina12

Then I'm keeping seven away from my cake.

じゃあ、7は私のケーキに近づけないわ。

WORDS & CONTEXT

Words & context

“an awkward moment”

Awkward means socially uncomfortable or uneasy. It differs slightly from simply feeling embarrassed: the atmosphere itself becomes uncomfortable.

“I thought I was in trouble.”

Be in trouble means to be in a difficult situation; here, about to be scolded for being caught doing something wrong. When the professor read his note out loud, Frank thought he would be told off. Then everyone laughed, and his nervousness turned into relief.

“the evening class he audits after work”

Besides inspecting accounts, audit can mean to attend a university class without earning credit. Frank attends evening classes after work.

“caught me passing a note”

Catch someone -ing means to discover them in the act. Pass a note means to secretly hand a written message to someone during class. Frank was caught doing this by the professor.

“Who are you, and what have you done with Frank?”

Who are you, and what have you done with …? is a familiar joke when someone behaves unlike their usual self. Insert the person's name at the end. Tina is amazed that serious Frank passed a note in class.

“So you were a hit!”

Be a hit means to be very successful or popular. The noun hit can name a success. Tina is delighted that Frank's math joke made the entire class laugh.

“Because seven ate nine.”

Ate is the past tense of eat, and it sounds the same as the number eight. The wordplay is that seven ate nine sounds just like counting seven, eight, nine. The joke is that six was afraid of seven because seven is scary enough to eat nine; no math knowledge is needed.

“I'm keeping seven away from my cake.”

Keep A away from B means not to let A get near B. Tina treats the number seven like a big eater and answers that she will protect her cake from it. The punchline is very Tina: she brings her favorite food into a math joke.