“I still can't believe he ghosted us on the day of the deadline.”
As a slang verb, ghost means to suddenly stop all communication without explanation. It spread through dating and social media but also applies to school or work. The teammate disappeared on deadline day.
“No way.”
No way. expresses surprise or disbelief, rather than literally saying no method exists. It is a common reaction while listening to someone's story.
“Five times. Straight to voicemail.”
Go straight to voicemail means for a call to reach the message service without ringing. It can describe an unavailable phone or a declined call. All five attempts reached voicemail immediately.
“Let me finish.”
Let me finish. reclaims a turn after interruption. A calm tone usually keeps it from sounding too forceful. Frank stops Tina from deciding that his story ended in disaster before hearing the ending.
“We pulled it off.”
Pull something off means to successfully accomplish something difficult or apparently unlikely. They rebuilt twenty slides in four hours and delivered the presentation successfully.
“He'd bailed on smaller things before.”
Bail on someone or something informally means to abandon a commitment, plan, or person. He'd means He had, placing those earlier cancellations before the main events of the story.
“As I was saying:”
As I was saying returns to a point after interruption. Tina has already supplied the rest of Frank's sentence, but he insists on saying it himself. Repeating her exact point creates the humor.
“People who panic visibly.”
Panic visibly means to show your anxiety openly. After a teammate with organized folders proved unreliable, Frank jokes that he now trusts people who do not hide their panic. Like us. makes the joke self-deprecating, including himself and Tina.