A2-33 / CEFR A2 / EPISODE 33

Roommate Problems

Discussing shared household chores

SceneAt a café. Tina complains about a roommate.

Tina talks to Frank as he holds a plate and chore chart at a cafe.
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STORY English with optional Japanese translations

Narrator

Tina is frustrated with her messy roommate. She's tried talking to her, but nothing has changed. Now she's asking Frank for advice.

ティナはだらしないルームメイトにいらいらしている。話してみたが何も変わらない。今、フランクに助言を求めている。

Tina01

My roommate's nice, but she never washes her dishes! That's why I was apartment hunting, remember?

ルームメイトはいい子なんだけど、絶対に皿を洗わないの!だから部屋を探してたのよ、覚えてる?

Frank02

Have you talked to her about it directly?

直接話してみた?

Tina03

Three times! Nothing changed. The kitchen's full of crusty pans.

3回も!何も変わらないの。キッチンは汚れがこびりついた鍋だらけ。

Frank04

And the shared chore chart didn't help?

共有の家事当番表は役に立たなかったの?

Tina05

She agreed to it, then ignored it completely.

同意したのに、完全に無視したわ。

Frank06

Hmm. I number my plates. I use them in order and wash them after each meal.

うーん。僕は皿に番号を振ってるよ。順番に使って、食事のたびに洗うんだ。

Tina07

You number your plates? You live alone!

皿に番号を振ってるの?一人暮らしなのに!

Frank08

Yes. Everyone in my kitchen follows my rules.

そう。僕の台所にいる人は、みんな僕のルールを守るからね。

Tina09

Frank, the problem is a person, not a system!

フランク、問題は仕組みじゃなくて人なのよ!

Frank10

Then ask her to wash the dishes with you after dinner. ...And hide one clean plate for yourself.

それなら、夕食後に一緒に皿を洗おうって誘ってみたら。…それと、自分用にきれいな皿を一枚隠しておこう。

WORDS & CONTEXT

Words & context

“crusty pans”

Crusty describes dried, hardened residue. These pans were left unwashed until food stuck to them. The same adjective can also describe crisp bread crust.

“the shared chore chart”

A chore is a routine household task. A chore chart is a table posted by family members or roommates showing who does which task and when.

“I number my plates.” / “in order”

As a verb, number means to give each item a number, and in order means one after another in sequence. Frank uses his plates in numbered order and washes them after every meal. The numbers alone do not keep things clean; what matters is the fixed order of use and the habit of washing.

“Everyone in my kitchen follows my rules.”

Follow rules means to obey rules. When Frank, who lives alone, says "everyone in my kitchen," he really means only himself. The small joke is his logic: everyone follows the rules because the only person there is the one who made them.

“wash the dishes with you” / “hide one clean plate for yourself”

Wash the dishes means to clean the plates, and with you means together with you. Instead of just complaining to her roommate again, Frank suggests inviting her to wash the dishes together after dinner. Hide ... for yourself means to keep something hidden for your own use. The punchline is that right after recommending cooperation, he adds a backup plan in case it fails: secure one clean plate for yourself. The episode does not show the roommate problem being solved.